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Monthly Archives: May 2001

Say it with me…. it’s not gonna get any better!

I have rosacea. I typed and retyped that five times because, you see, I have it and I don’t even know how to spell it. It’s this whole turning 30 thing, I tell you. Every year around my birthday, I have some aging mishap or another. When I turned 25, I got my very first […]

We’re gonna need a bigger boat

Our bathroom is being overrun by silverfish. The most hated of all fish which walk on land. Silverfish have always been a problem, ever since we purchased the house. Let’s just get THAT out in the open right here, shall we? They were there from the beginning. Longer than us, actually. So I heard this […]

Google search experiment and Johnny Knoxville

I have to come up with an ad for Diaryland and it’s totally stressing me out. Performance anxiety. Eeesh. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Last night someone accessed this diary by searching “Aidian Quinn” on Google. […]

Joe lies… Joe LIES and then he cries.

Drumroll please. Last night…. Esteban DID THE DISHES!!!!! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ***************************************************** Today is Esteban and my anniversary. It seems almost moot because we’ve been together so long (11 years) that when people ask which anniversary it is and I say “Two years” and it’s a bit anti-climatic. (Is it ‘anti-climatic’ or […]

Can’t I even be a LITTLE frivolous?

I’m feeling a little…. I don’t know…. wacky. Like I want to do something stupid. It could be the “turning 30” thing which is approaching faster than I’d like. When I was 8, my babysitter told me that the world would end in the year 2000. She was a little ahead of her time, which […]

Esteban in a hospital robe… need I say more?

Well, it’s been a boring day, thus another entry. Last night was a Cough Opera from Esteban. Poor guy. He had enough Robetussin in his blood stream to make Keith Moon jealous but it still didn’t help. We were thinking of taking him to the emergency room, but at that moment, it was bar time […]

9 year anniversary of stupidity

Today, a sampling of an email sent to me by my good friend Markus. Not to just me, actually, to most of our friends. I have no idea what brought Markus to write this little chapter of our lives and then send it on to most of his friends (including some people I do not […]

Sister, can you spare an Advil and a pound of Oreos?

Yesterday, Esteban and I went to the video store and rented and purchase some DVDs. It was then that we realized that we did not actually own a DVD player. This isn’t such an entirely weird thing to imagine… not remembering that you do not actually have a DVD player. All of our friends have […]

Schladoinkle and Effective Hamburglery

It occurs to me that I haven’t given an update on the DirtyDish Fight #2601. They still haven’t been done. The flowers are now dead. I’m trying to give Esteban some slack because he is {cough cough} sick. And now SO AM I! Yes, kids, Weetabix is now horking up lung loggers too. It is […]

Death Rattle, Naked Twin and Buffy Mourning

Today I am so tired that y’all can just wheel in the industrial sized gallon of Mountain Dew and hook it up, IV-style, to my right forearm. Man. Esteban has contracted some sort of Smoker’s Pennance illness. Bronchitis-type thing. He had it three weeks ago but it mostly went away, so what does he do […]

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