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Daily Archives: June 10th, 2001

Taco Hell Revisted

I have this intense suspicion that the people at Taco Bell are really using dog food grade beef in their food. Because how else could they slap 1/3 pound of hamburger on a 79 cent taco? I don’t know why I still eat there. I think they make their profit in soda sales. I got […]

Licking Alfredo sauce off Naked Russell Crowe

Welcome to BirthWeek Spectacular’. I’ve always thought that Birthdays were too ephemeral. I’m more important than just a DAY, goddamnit. I need a whole WEEK of subserviance and special treatment. Treat me no differently than you would the queen. Or Rupaul. That would also be acceptable. So the first order of Birthweek is to figure […]

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