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Daily Archives: June 19th, 2001

My kingdom for a horse or a funny and insightful quote for the diary

I was trying to think of a cool quote to put on this here diary and all I could think of was lines from “The Simpsons” or “Do I make you horny baby? Do I?” from “Austin Powers”. And that makes me very sad indeed. And then I got even more sad because I slept […]

Enough Ny-quil and you start to see Scott Baio in your refrigerator

Oh my god. I feel like warmed over death. Last night after my bizarre Dyna Girl entry, I took some of Esteban’s happy golden sleep medicine and then went to lay down in our bedroom. For a little while, I thought I was delirious. I mean, I could hear this bizarre shit music. Who let […]

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