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Daily Archives: June 23rd, 2001

If thy hand ails thee, slice it off

Overheard: “If you had a penis on your chest, I’d bet it would make belly-flops in the pool a reallll bitch.” Today began as a hellish “Clean the House” day and got so much worse. First off, I was awoken by the sound of the phone ringing at 8:00 a.m. this morning. On a Saturday. […]

Is ‘giving good diary’ like ‘giving good head’?

Last night, Esteban and I went to a supper club type place with Joel and Cheri and ate much underdone steak. Afterwards, we were standing around in the parking lot, silent, listening to the gastric acids in our stomachs break down the protein-heavy meal into various enzymes and apparently this made those folks with Y-chromosomes […]

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