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Daily Archives: September 18th, 2001

And now it’s time for the bonus round

My entry today left me feeling unfulfilled, thus a bonus round of tonight. I didn’t mean to give the impression this morning that women desire a man who knows how to do magical things with his tongue. Honestly, while a Gene Simmonsesque ability to lick ones own eyebrows is admirable, if not a little […]

My cat can beat up your cat

I think that when you reach a certain age and you haven’t had children to distract you, you begin to adopt pseudo-children. My cats will be the death of me yet. A summary: I own two cats. Chelsea is an eighteen-year-old, orange-striped barn cat without front teeth. Tilly began her life in a comic book […]

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