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I don’t feel an entry over 145

Wow. 200th entry.

That’s a lot of entries! Oh, nothing compared to a lot of diarists out there, but I don’t have a lot of stick-to-it history.

Like all mediocre sitcoms, instead of offering a real entry today, I’m repackaging previous entries into a humor-filled page-o-links! My true intent for starting this diary was not necessarily to acquire readers nor to become a part of this very unique diary community, (both of which were fabulous unexpected side benefits!), but rather to get myself into the habit of writing frequently. I, when I put my mind to it, write fiction and short stories, but, like any exercise you’re too lazy to do, the creative muscles had atrophied. Writing is very much like exercising’ just doing it, even if you don’t really have your heart in it, will produce results. Thus, this page. I’ve tried to keep the true spirit of the page going’when I’ve written something funny, it is to make myself laugh. As much as I love you guys, the best writing is done for yourself. It’s very much a masturbatory action, this writing thing.

Thus, I’ve gone back and looked at the entries that made me smile or laugh when I wrote them and here are some of my favorites, as well as ones that were mentioned on the message board. It’s interesting just how much this diary scopes my life.

I’ve offered a great deal of my life on this here page. I’ve expounded on what it’s like to live and drive in my hometown. I’ve offered a Guest Entry from one of my friends.

I’ve written a lot about growing up, about being a plus size woman, about being a woman in general, about trying to my break addiction, and about learning that it wasn’t going to get any better than this. I also wrote about my ‘Boy Songs’ in the one that made everyone go ‘Awwwwwww’.

UncleBob thought I was weird, but I told you that awhile ago. His favorite was when I was whining about wanting him to send me an email . Jen from UpInBlue thinks that my entry on getting my butt kicked by a screen in laser tag is a highlight. No-Ennui loved it when I wrote about showering my boob with chocolate snot . Apparently, embarrassing myself is a fan favorite. If so, then my naked appliance lap dance, stepping on insects, and my dramatic inhalation of Kleenex should also be reader favorites. RoadiePig’s favorite was when I I fingered the AntiChrist‘. I have to admit that one makes me laugh too’ I think because I was imbibing plentiful cold medications when I wrote it, so it feels like someone else wrote it.

I think my personal favorite is the measuring incident or my McEpiphany. They were very easy to write and when I read them, I see nothing that I want to fix, which is a problem with writers’. No entry is ever complete, just abandoned. The other two I liked were about my love of sushi and my distaste for Zebra mussels .

The two diary entries that scored the highest number of hits beyond their life as an index page:

The James Marsters Experience : 474 hits

Life is Beautiful: 174 hits

Most frequent Google Hit :

Allyson Hannigan Naked Pictures At least three times a day.

Name Dropping

Number of entries in which I mention

Esteban: 132
Buffy: 19
UncleBob: 19 (20 including this one)
Russell Crowe: 14
Martha Stewart: 11
Porn Twin: 5
Oprah: 5
Throcky: 5
Eloi 4
Amandabean: 3

Man, UB’s above Russell Crowe’ that certainly says something.

As always, thank you for reading!

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