Tuesday, November 20, 2001
I want to grow my hair longer’ so I got it cut last week. This is girl logic for you right there, isn’t it? I never want to be mistaken for a man again. I mean, apparently I make one heck of a pretty guy, completely with 46DD gynecomastia and all that, but a dude […]
Monday, November 19, 2001
Oh man. Sometimes I really stick my foot in my mouth. Things that sound so much better in my head pop right out of my mouth (or sometimes, through my fingers into the keyboard) before I can stop myself. Today I really embarrassed myself. I normally say a lot of off the wall things to […]
Monday, November 19, 2001
Last night, Esteban and I slept on opposite sides of the bed and now I’m all out of sorts. You see, we have this strange sleep ritual. I generally go to bed earlier than Esteban. I’m a hot person and for reasons known only to Esteban and the Lord Almighty Himself, the heater for the […]
Saturday, November 17, 2001
maybe a snowman too I’ve spent the day with Mafia Grandma again, trying with all my strength to NOT make snarky comments about the fact that my immediate relations are not invited to Thanksgiving this year. We went to two craft shows. One was at a high school and had I been by myself I […]
Thursday, November 15, 2001
Last night, I got home and found that Esteban would not be home until after I was in bed. I proceeded to make a turkey breast for the next day’s dinner, as it takes something like three hours to cook and we generally prefer to eat earlier than 9:00 pm. Then I lit my scented […]
Wednesday, November 14, 2001
Today we got our new phone books! WOOOOHOOOO!!!! I don’t know about you, but since I’ve been an adult, New Phone Book Day rates third next to Birthweek and Martin Luther King Day. I love Martin Luther King Day not only because it’s a great thing civically to recognize Dr. King for his contribution to […]
Tuesday, November 13, 2001
For some reason, when I’m feeling especially exuberant, as I was yesterday, I get this healthy vibe going on and eschew my normal Diet Cokes and bagels. I think channel my hippy mother, circa 1984 or something. If I take a rototiller to our large side yard and plant okra and echinacea, you have my […]
Monday, November 12, 2001
If you haven’t already, you might want to stop by Eloi’s page and wish him a Happy Belated Birthday. He’s such a cool dude and I think it would make him very happy. Plus, I feel like a loser because I meant to send him an email on Saturday and I totally forgot. Sorry, Eloi! […]
Saturday, November 10, 2001
The older I get, the more obsessed with cheese I become. No. Not the cheese that made the state of Wisconsin great. Fromage, baby. I should hate Enya…. but I don’t. I find it oddly soothing. I anticipate that eventually, I’ll start to crave Spam and Velveeta sammiches. With ketchup, if you please, on Wonder […]
8:32 pm Weetabix: I’m not liking my stomach today. Esteban: Don’t be ridiculous. I love your stomach. Weetabix: You’re not even looking at me when you say it… you’re looking off in the distance. Esteban: That’s because my eyes are sore from staring at a computer screen all day. You’re just all blurry and grey. […]
