Monday, December 31, 2001
Last year, I wrote an ‘summing up the year’ entry for 2000. Here’s 2001. My normal entry is here I played laser tag with a bunch of 12-year-olds and reacquainted myself with laughing so much that milk comes out of ones nose. I became a diarist. I got quoted, interviewed, nova noted, and blogged, but […]
Monday, December 31, 2001
This weekend, I’ve been suffering from a rampant bout of stupidity. Don’t ask me why. I don’t know. I’m too dumb to figure it out. I think I go through these phases’ it’s all a way of evening things out. I can be really freaking brilliant for moments but then must suffer from intense retardation […]
Saturday, December 29, 2001
Oh my god, my groin really hurts. No, not that part of it, sheesh, get your mind out of the gutter. The muscle that connects my leg to… I don’t know what… to something… somewhere… in the pelvic region. That part hurts. I have a groin injury. And the worst part is that I don’t […]
Friday, December 28, 2001
I’m only at work for a partial day today, but it feels like the last day of school. I don’t want to actually do anything. I want to drive to Appleton and buy HobNobs at the Irish store there, and also some very lovely expensive panties, which are not at the Irish store, but rather […]
Thursday, December 27, 2001
I worry sometimes that I watch Bring it On far too often. I worry that it makes me a geek. I worry that I may someday call my boss a ‘cheertator’. I worry that when someone inevitably walks into the meat locker that they call our cubicle farm and says ‘Brrr it’s cold in here’ […]
Wednesday, December 26, 2001
So Christmas. It was a veritable stew of family dysfunction. My family aside, for whom dysfunctional interactions are an art, much like an Obsession by Calvin Klein commercial, the winner for dysfunction is Esteban’s paternal side of the family. Don’t get me wrong. It’s not a bad thing. It’s kind of a Jerry Springer meets […]
Tuesday, December 25, 2001
Fa Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra Ra RAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! That’s all I have to say today.
Sunday, December 23, 2001
Twas the day before the day before Christmas and all through Casa Weetabix Not a creature was stirring but for a curvy round girl pulling out all her holiday tricks the laundry needed washing, presents needed wrapping her fingernail polish chipped, litter box full of cat crappings a box of Ghiradelli cookie mix sat unopened […]
Friday, December 21, 2001
It’s going to snow this weekend!!!!! While I know that this will likely upset my friend RoadiePig, as he is involved in the removal of said white stuff, I’m totally stoked. WOOOOOO!!!! (Weetabix does a little ‘Chubby Snow Bunny’ dance) Two days ago, as I was walking out of Barnes & Noble with a venti […]
Thursday, December 20, 2001
I’m having one of those ‘Three Estrogen Martinis’ kind of days. This completely explains the migraine last week. This completely explains my irrational crankypants attitude. This explains the new zit that has erupted upon my chin. This does not explain the auxiliary zit that has sprouted up next to the first zit. Perhaps it is […]
