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Daily Archives: March 4th, 2002

A black, black day in the life of a curvy round sex goddess

I have some very upsetting news. I know that this will be quite a blow to some of you. I know that some of you will likely need to sit down before reading this. I encourage you to take a moment, away from coworkers or prying eyes, in order to allow the shock of this […]

Burning tongues and mondays always get me down

In my quest to find non-caffeinated Starbucks goodness for my evening “Fatal Attraction” Starbucks Guy-stalking, I tried an herbal tea called “Calm”. Burned the shit out of my mouth. My tongue feels strangely textured because the tastebuds are completely dead. Strangely, I feel not the least bit calmed by this. No Starbucks Guy either. I […]

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