Yesterday, I spent a good part of the day talking on the phone to a network guy from a company that I shall call Lepsi-Lola. That’s really not the name though. I’ve changed it, you see, because I am very clever that way. Anyway, Andy was extremely nice but kept putting me on hold while […]
After much negotiation, not to mention editing, Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you’ The Porn Store Transcript! (Age 21 and over please’ I don’t want to be responsible for corrupting anyone’ other than my friends, that is) Carissa: You know that picture I was telling you about? That’s what it looked like. Only you know… […]
So. My weekend. Gah. This entry is going to make my hand cramp. I can tell already. It started normal enough. I went home and hung out with my homies. And by ‘homies’, I mean Tilly and several hundred dirty socks. I basically went even further into slacker mode. I wasn’t certain when Penny and […]
Penny decided that being a designated driver SUCKS!!!!!!!! Mo came out and laughed at me, then scammed me to buy her a beer. Damn dirty Mo. That is a bad bar. Chiliitos are good. I recorded much of Carissa and my drunken conversation with my spy recording device. Buzz the bartender was there too. Without […]
Stacy: So what are we doing today? Weetabix: Cut! Cut! Cut! Stacy: And brows? Weetabix: Hooo yeah. Get the weed whacker. Stacy: Oh, they’re not that bad. Weetabix: I’ve been trying. Stacy: We’ll open them up. We’ll yank them off and everything will be all pretty. Weetabix: Cat woman eyebrows. Love that. Stacy: Your color […]
Oh goodness, it’s Thursday already. I’m not certain exactly what happened to yesterday. Yes. Yes I am. Sit back and I’ll tell you. On Tuesday, I ended up preparing two complete dinners. Esteban decided that he wanted to be a pissy snit and didn’t like salmon. Fine. I made him some kind of burgandy roast […]
lighter fluid We finally got the tree planted last night. Eric, he of spermy swimming ability, stopped over and helped Esteban dig the hole. He was a great help. Scotty Boom Boom was held late at work because he is 26 and all Type A personality, therefore didn’t join us until we were at the […]
So how stupid must someone be to eat something that just made you sick? It’s like taking a big old glurp out of a chunky carton of milk. &AAk- Tilly likes flowers. Particularly the filler that surrounds the flowers. Baby’s breath is her favorite crudit’s but she’ll eat asparagus fern in a pinch. Any bouquet […]
I am, at this very moment, avoiding housework. I hate that term. Housework. Having a house IS work. They don’t tell you that shit when you’re signing eight million pieces of paper and giving you a free pen. Nope. They won’t tell you about how the weeds grow up in the cracks of the driveway […]
I was about to start this entry by telling you that I was going to be entirely random but then I realized, “And that is different than…?” Thus, this entry is a Star-bellied Sneech. I just got done reading Fraud by David Rakoff, which was part of a birthday present from Chauffi. I am loving […]
