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Monthly Archives: May 2003

I have no idea what to put for Hair Color on my driver’s license

Sunday, May 11, 2003

Our television in the bedroom is going all hookey and I was lying there in bed, getting extremely frustrated with it, because the only way you can stop it from fizzy shizzy squizzy is to bang it on the side for some temporary relief. But I had just banged it on the side so many […]

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Because I’ve got a vagina

Thursday, May 8, 2003

Scotty Boom Boom went to the funeral in the Monte with Esteban and me. We had all sorts of varied discussions, ranging from how much our various jobs suck (point of reference: I was asked to call in from the funeral and check to make sure I didn’t have any voice mails. Yes. Really.), boy […]

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Cleanliness is next to Mouseliness

Monday, May 5, 2003

I have some very disturbing news to share: There are mice in our house. Ok, I know that you’re looking at me like ‘Well, duh!’ because of the first mouse and the second mouse incident. But you see, I had rationalized them. With the First Mouse (well, technically, half a mouse), I figured he was […]

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When to dance

Sunday, May 4, 2003

Another friend, another funeral to come. Tom was 31. We just found out today. Esteban called me in tears this morning as I was drying my hair. I almost broke it right then, but I had to stay strong for Esteban, who was sobbing into his shirt while sitting on a bench outside his hotel […]

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Whole

Friday, May 2, 2003

It is but a testament to the human spirit that I am able to write this entry. The cat brought another mouse to me tonight. Alive. We now must move. Immediately. I’m all trembly. Thank GOD Scotty Boom Boom was here and took care of it. I may have to think of incentive other than […]

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