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Daily Archives: July 12th, 2003

The Bar Which Shall Not Be Named

Hi. I’m the Bad Bar. I smell like the men’s bathroom but after four drinks, you won’t care. My floors are mysteriously always sticky. Everything glows here. Because it’s magic. And I want you. To want. Me. Hi, I’m a skinny blonde bitch who has overly processed hair and wears black tank tops. I tan […]

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