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Daily Archives: December 14th, 2004

Doozers do

One of my friends forgot a friend’s birthday. I suggested that he offer her oral sex. Because man, who cares about someone missing their birthday if they can get some oral sex. Wouldn’t she be like “Um, what birthday?” That’s like Christmas in your crotch, right there! He didn’t think it was a good idea […]

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