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Some bastard broke into my car last night and stole my purse.

So, yeah, that sucks.

Cute little red Jackie O flip wallet: Gone.

Money: Gone.

Credit cards: Gone.

Collection of many perfect Prescriptive lipsticks: gone.

Hideously ugly driver’s license picture in which I look like I should be dishing out sloppy joes in a high school cafeteria: Gone.

Well, I guess there is a bright side after all.

More later. We’re waiting for the cops right now.

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