Chauffi here.
Today is Weetabix’s Birthday! On this day (if I put a number here I would be killed. Painfully, and probably by people mixing plaids and stripes) XX years ago a force was unleashed on this world. A force for evil? good? Who is to say? Only we, the citizens of the internet will be able to make that call. Regardless, I’m grateful it happened.
She probably was not going to tell you all because she’s like that. And she probably would not want you to deluge her with gifts (at least in the part of her mind that she talks to the world with, but deep down inside, we all want nice things) even though I’d really like you all to fill up her house so she has to move.
There’s a reason they are called Starter Homes, Weet. Starter Homes.
So, anyway, the comments section would love to have your birthday wishes.
