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Monthly Archives: August 2009

I want to fire my car

I’m going to warn you right now, this is going to be boring as hell, unless you really like talking about cars. It’s official: my Nissan Murano is now the most annoying vehicle that I’ve ever owned. This is quite a feat when you consider the vehicles I’ve driven in my illustrious two decades (holy […]

Items the pug has been unnerved by in the last week

A black garbage bag A white garbage bag An empty cup that once held a Starbucks Mocha Chip frappuchino (no whip, flat top) My laptop bag The Sham Wow commercial (Not the annoying dude, but rather the sound of the mister thing) Esteban’s baseball cap A dog toy/hand puppet that barks/sings “Bingo” and “It’s a […]

now with 0 trans fat

The weekend was one of those weirdly long and satisfying weekends that seem to only happen once a quarter. Esteban didn’t have his Dorkathalon, and instead we pottered around the house all evening and went to bed at a reasonable hour (Hello we are old). On Saturday morning, we let the pug and the cat […]

the why behind the bye

When Elastic Waist Dot Com and Product Fiend ended, I have to admit that on some level, I was relieved. I mean, it’s hard to crank out 18 entries a week, entries that are polished and vetted and have the required amount of links in them, entries that are in some way relevant to the […]

you’re going to make it after alllllll

This week, I had a lot of Very Big and Important meetings. That means driving to Shermer, Il, sitting in a conference room for 12 hours, eating bad catered food, then going back to the hotel and working on all of the stuff that you couldn’t do during the day because you were sitting in […]

and a one and a two

I’m hesitating to update this thing because every time I fixed the blog, an update seemed to cause the Russian hacking bot to take over the site again and then it would be all kerblooey. Fredlet’s got my back (this is why I make sure to surround myself with people who are more clever than […]

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