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Daily Archives: July 5th, 2001

Nothing but a gimmick, baby, just a gimmick

I just returned from the grocery store. Why is there such a thing as Microwave Pork Rinds? Why, in God’s name, why? I’m turning Japanese, I think I’m turning Japanese I really think so. And I’m pretty pissed off about Pearl Harbor, let me tell you! I’m feeling gimmicky…. here’s a poll. Why are you […]

Magic 8 Ball says: It is unclear

Oh man, today I’m back at work and it is the suck. Not so much my job, which is fairly straight-forward with little bouts of bullshit here or there’. Very tolerable. No, just the fact that I had to get up this morning at 6:00 A.M. and brush my teeth, wearing non-stained clothing which include […]

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