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Daily Archives: April 2nd, 2002

How about Boogie Woogie Poo???

Today on Jerry Springer: Midgets who aspire to be strippers. I know that Jerry Springer jokes are older than Moses’ hairpiece, but I can’t make this stuff up, people. It was there staring me in the pneumatically coughing face today. I felt bad for little Arlice, shaking her pint-sized bootay around the stage. And then […]

My bi-monthly illness report

Ah. Nothing like the sound of a pneumatic cough in the morning. I’ve got pneumonia. Remember last Friday when I had to go home in the middle of the day to get my inhaler? That was the beginnings of it, apparently. Sunday night, I began to have the restless coughs and wheezes and couldn’t fall […]

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