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Grrrrrrrr

So cramps.

I’ve got some miserable ones.

Just wanted to share that. And what makes cramps feel better?

A little needle stuck into the mouth, combined with some drilling into my teeth.

Yup. Going to the dentist today.

What is more, I’ve been told by various folks that caffeine makes novacaine and happy gas not work. So you’d think that I’d be able to refrain from the Diet Coke addiction. But I can’t. Because I am Diet Coke’s bitch.

Which is becoming my catch phrase. Sort of like “I’m going to hell”, only more sexual.

Maybe I’ll update again if I get some wicked buzz from the happy gas. But I wouldn’t hold my breath if I were you.

This is me sulking and pissy. Carry on.

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