Esteban: Wow. Let me see your hair!
Weetabix: It freaked Mo out.
Esteban: Why would it freak your sister out?
Weetabix: Because she said I normally have all subdued hair. She’s never seen my hair all wild.
Esteban: I don’t think that she should be making claims about subdued hair. Hers isn’t exactly avant garde.
Weetabix: No, but she’s just saying that I’m not normally this radical.
Esteban: It looks cool. You look totally cool. Very hip.
Weetabix: I think so!
Esteban: Oh, there IS red in there! Wow. Coppery.
Weetabix: Yeah. Staci wanted blonde… you can tell.
Esteban: No, I can see red too.
Weetabix: Yeah, but it’s a lot of blonde.
Esteban: It’s kind of like a… a… what would you call that?
Weetabix: Rock Star Hair?
Esteban: I was thinking… um…a haystack.
Weetabix: Haystack??!
Esteban: Or calico cat.
Weetabix: (sputtering) I … think… it’s cool!
Esteban: A cool haystack, honey.
Weetabix: Yeah, well… you’ve got a mullet.
Esteban: I. Do. Not. Have. A. Mullet.
Weetabix: Oh, and what is the definition of a mullet?
Esteban: Not. A. Mullet.
Weetabix: Hair longer in the back than the front… what do you think you’ve got going on there, ponytail boy?
Esteban: It is not.
Weetabix: You’re in denial. I’ve always known.
Esteban: You’ve never said anything about it.
Weetabix: It was mutual mullet denial.
Esteban: I don’t care. I do not have a mullet.
Weetabix: I still love you… through sickness and health and flowing mullets.
Esteban: (watching a dorky guy with headphones on, beboping down the street) Heh heh… look at that guy. He is completely dorked out and he’s even wearing a shirt that I always see (Name of Person Withheld due to possible mortification) wearing. Ha ha ha. What a dork.
Weetabix: Mmmmhmmm.
Esteban: You’re thinking that I’m a dork like that, aren’t you?
Weetabix: No honey.
Esteban: Yes you are. You’re sitting there thinking “Pot… this is kettle… you’re black.”
Weetabix: No honey. You’re not that level. You’re an alpha geek. You’re the silverback.
Esteban: I’M A SILVERBACK GEEK!? You wrote that in your diary, didn’t you?
Weetabix: (taken aback) No!
Esteban: It just sounded like something you couldn’t have come up with on the spur of the moment.
Weetabix: You know, these things do actually come from the brain inside my head.
Esteban: I know, but it just… sounded like part of a Weetabix exposition.
Weetabix: Well, I’m definately putting it in there now!
Esteban: Haystack.
Weetabix: Mullet.
Esteban: Mullet lover.
Weetabix: You win.
Esteban: Heh heh… hey… wait a minute!
Weetabix: (giggling)
Esteban: Why do you taunt me so?
Weetabix: Because I’m evil. And because I can.
Esteban: You ARE evil. You’re an evil haystack.
Weetabix: That’s what I’m saying.
I took one of those goofy test thingies. This should be a surprise to NO ONE!
13
I act like I’m 13.
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