There was a new guy barista today. This one looks like Luke Wilson but with a better nose and teeth.
This morning, my sister Mo visited my desk and said ‘So, I went to Starbucks today.’
One of my Christmas presents to Mo was a Starbucks gift card. You see, I know that she is too pragmatic to indulge in a daily four dollar cup of coffee, but will happily spend someone else’s money on such frivolities.
‘You know how you said there’s a cute boy working there? I think I saw him.’
‘The guy today was a new guy. And also cute.’ I replied.
‘With the shaved head?’
‘Yeah. He looks like Luke Wilson.’
‘He DOES! Abby and I were in the drive through and when he took our order on the speaker, Abby started saying ‘Oooh, Mom, he sounds cute. I’ll bet he’s a cute one.’ And then when we got up to the window, she was like ‘Mom! He is cute! I bet you want to marry him. I’m going to tell him that you want him to be your boyfriend. Would you like that, Mom? If I told him you thought he was cute?&AO8AvwC9AO8AvwC9-
The child is six years old. She’s going to be impossible at sixteen. Honestly, I don’t know where she gets it.
However, tomorrow, I’m totally handing Luke Wilson a note that says:
Hi, my sister Mo (grande peppermint mocha) totally wants to kiss you. Do you want to kiss her back?
Mark box [ ] YES [ ] NO
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