Ok, I cleaned up the photo of the Naked Porn Twin and have a similiar photo of myself for your perusal.
Here’s the Porn Twin….
And here’s the Weetabix (this was taken about two years ago at my and Esteban’s wedding, but I’m too lazy to look for one from my college years, so just deal, ok?)
Send me your thoughts… is it she my Porn Twin, or am I just wishful thinking? Operators are standing by… no, not really. Just send me an email and let me know what YOU think! Be honest. I can take it.
Edited to note: It just occurred to me that you might view this as a cheap “am I hot or not” kind of thing. Don’t worry. I completely understand that I am not, in fact, hot. Just trying to, in the words of my 11th grade guidance counselor’s evaluation for college applications, “trying to mix things up a bit”.