Ok, I just deleted an entry that I had written a few hours ago, about my guilt and dead puppies and how I’m going to hell. It wasn’t a great entry and, honestly, it was totally depressing and it was unfair of me to post that for other people to read, as it would only serve to make other people depressed. I’m not going to make up stuff about “staying honest with myself and you” or whatever. What can I say? I’m a Lutheran from Wisconsin and we’re really good with making distractions with bowls of red Jell-o with whipped cream and bananas.
So, anyway, then I realized it would still look like I updated and you might come and read yesterday’s entry and then be like “What the heck?” and no longer trust the Diaryland’s buddy list or, even worse, be ticked at Andrew or something. So I thought that I should add something here.
So I don’t go to hell. You know? I’m trying to balance the karma.
Anyway, since you’re here anyway, please go and tell Mar-In-Pink to have a Wonderful Birthday because it’s her birthday tomorrow. And that’s a wonderful thing. And also, she’s a sweetheart and has promised me that I’m not, in fact, going straight to hell.
Also, I have not received even ONE email from someone who knows someone who knows the members of the Dave Matthews Band. I need action on this! Please let me know ASAP! We’ve got a wish to fulfil here! If we’re going to save my very cute hinder from burning in the ever-steamy depths of the fiery pits of Hell or being subject to the paws and hooves of Satan’s minions touching my cute bootay, then I’m going to need some teamwork?
Anywho, hope that you’re all having a fabulous Monday night. Don’t forget that there’s a repeat of Angel on tonight.
Just a public service announcement. Trying to adjust that karma again.
Sometimes I really wish I hadn’t been raised by hippies. If I had grown up a normal Lutheran, I would just suppress this all very nicely.
Care for some tasty Jell-O?
