Friday, November 30, 2001
Does snot have calories? I’ve been swallowing an awful lot of it the last few days and I’m wondering if it is hampering my efforts at losing some of the extra ass I have. I really need to be Holly Homemaker this weekend. Our living room has gone to seed. All of the shopping I’ve […]
Thursday, November 29, 2001
After the thing about the soup, I checked our pantry. We have 19 cans of Campbell’s soup. All lined up on their very own shelf. It’s like Andy Warhol had sex in our pantry. Don’t ask me how it’s like that. It just is. Somehow, somewhere, I became the person at work that everyone says […]
Tuesday, November 27, 2001
I came home tonight and Esteban was listening to the banjo song from Deliverance. “This is the song from Deliverance!” I said, walking into the house, looking cute, but not as cute as yesterday. “Yeah?” Esteban countered. “It’s just music.” “I know, but there’s something singularly disturbing about walking into the house and finding your […]
Tuesday, November 27, 2001
I work near a bunch of military type facilities. Some mornings, I see incredibly fit men and women jogging past me, their breath steaming out of their mouths in white clouds as I drive past them, sucking down an Egg McMuffin and jumbo Diet Coke. This morning, they were all in camo and it reminded […]
Monday, November 26, 2001
Oh my god, I am so stoned on Nitrous Oxide. WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! The pretty colors! Look at all the pretty colors!!!! So, I’m lying there and I gave the dental hygenist a piece of my mind before she gave me the gas. “The last time I got drilled, he had to give me seven shots before […]
Monday, November 26, 2001
Dang I look cute today! Yesterday, I went shopping for clothing, part of my continuing quest to selfishly buy items for myself rather than Christmas presents for my friends and loved ones. But hey, I got some hot clothes, though. Two pairs of pants, a black blazer, a charcoal blazer with matching charcoal skirt, a […]
Saturday, November 24, 2001
Sometimes I think that life would have been so much easier if I had remained a blonde. I was born a blonde, you see. I was a blonde for the first seven years of my life until my hair gradually darkened. Then I was a blonde in the summer and a reddish chestnutty blonde in […]
Friday, November 23, 2001
It is currently 7:17 a.m. I have been awake for two hours. God help me and my stupidity. But first, yesterday: Esteban and I always have a rule about non-Christmas holidays’ whichever family invites us over to dinner FIRST gets us. We hate eating two big meals in one day. We hate shuttling ourselves all […]
Thursday, November 22, 2001
Things I am thankful for this year: Jason Alexander’s television show was canceled. Buffy is now on FX five days a week! My family is healthy and strong. I have a wonderful loving husband, a decent home (getting better every year), a job where I can surf the internet freely, and two loving albeit annoying […]
Wednesday, November 21, 2001
I’m going to apologize up front for this entry. Really. It’s dwelling on poo far more than is probably prudent. You were warned. I think I got food poisoning from the bagel place this morning. I stopped in and got a whole wheat bagel with no fat cream cheese and a half French Vanilla Cappuchino/half […]
