I want to grow my hair longer’ so I got it cut last week. This is girl logic for you right there, isn’t it? I never want to be mistaken for a man again. I mean, apparently I make one heck of a pretty guy, completely with 46DD gynecomastia and all that, but a dude nonetheless.
Plus, no matter how hard I try, I’m just not pulling off the Chynna Phillips look in the ‘Hold On’ video the way I imagine. I’m really just a Carnie Wilson’ the hip talking chubby girl with the great singing voice who everyone likes and video directors place behind in strategic positions behind the rest of the group for optimum ass-hiding.
So growing the hair out now. Don’t want the girls to be confused with having man breasts.
Once I read that chubby girls obsess about shoes and haircuts because their feet and follicles will never gain weight.
The side effect to my new hair-cut-for-longer hair is that I had my eyebrows waxed. I had abandoned hope two years ago when I had a traumatic waxing experience. I think the stylist ripped off most of my face, including parts I had grown quite fond of. I gained a very attractive upper lip scab for about three weeks, which was agonizing whenever I smiled, ate or talked.
In the two years since, my brows have metamorphed from shaped to slightly arched to natural to organic to ‘Oh my god, Ethel! Get the Ortho and the Weed Whacker!’ Because I trust my stylist Staci explicitly, I allowed for the waxing and I have to say, I look lovely.
I might still look like a man with man breasts, but now I look slightly surprised at finding them upon my chest.
I’m in a wacky mood today. I asked my boss if I would get a higher performance rating if I helped users in the form of a song, ala Rent or possibly the musical episode of Buffy. I’ve been trying to formulate a song all morning’. ‘Right click on your Windows Start button’ choose the explore option for your chosen function’..This is as easy as can be’. Your program resides on drive C!’
I suggested that possibly I could be given extra credit on my performance evaluation for vocal stylings and ability to sing on key. She recommended that I ask the Veep about that, but I hesitate because that’s the guy whose cats watch him shower. Also, he’d probably offer my review using interpretive dance.
I’m planning on writing out my Holiday cards this weekend. I always try to get in the Christmas mood over the Thanksgiving weekend but I’m finding it especially hard as there is no snow on the ground. Also, I hate writing to people I don’t care about. Esteban’s cousins come to mind. I’ve never met them and some of them are grumpy people. I lurve to receive Holiday cards, though. They make me happy. This year, I have met so many cool online friends’ if you would like me to send you a card, I’ll need your address! Send me an email!
Last year, Pamie at Squishy did a Holiday card exchange’ if you would be interested in such a thing, with other Diarylanders, tell the message board. We can get something started, I’m certain!
