Esteban: You just want another husband.
Weetabix: Oooh, a second husband? An additional husband?
Esteban: Sure’ you’d like that, wouldn’t you? Who would you pick?
Weetabix: Someone I could bend to my will’ or maybe Kiefer Sutherland.
Esteban: Then we’d have his wacky father as an in-law. Yuck.
Weetabix: But then I’d have a dark and brooding husband AND also a blond brooding husband. Hmmmm’ maybe I should rethink that.
Esteban: I’m not brooding.
Weetabix: You’re Grumpy McBroodsalot.
Esteban: Bah’.
Weetabix: Oooh, that would be so great though’. We could gang up on you and make you pick up your socks. Hmmmm’ but how would that work’. I mean, I would want the big bedroom then, and maybe we’d have a sort of monk’s chambers set up in the library’ maybe bunk beds for when I didn’t want to sleep with either one of you.
Esteban: You’re thinking about the logistics of this far too much. I just wanted to know who you’d pick’.
Weetabix: I think Penn Jillette.
Esteban: Who is that?
Weetabix: You know’ Penn and Teller?
Esteban: You’re kidding now.
Weetabix: No I’m not’ then I’d have two tall dark-haired husbands with curly pony tails and a propensity for sarcasm’.. but I’d bet I’d have to remind Penn to not bring cockroaches into the house and stop having his weird quiet friend around so much’. Wait, aside from the red fingernail thing, you are already Penn’. Nevermind.
Esteban: You’re a freak’ you know that?
Weetabix: I’m not the one who suggested having a second husband’although I admit that I’m such a good catch, men should have to fight over me.
Esteban: Woooo’ I think it just got crowded in here’. No wait, that’s your ego.
Weetabix: See’ this is one of those times that Kenneth and I would gang up on you.
Esteban: Kenneth? I thought it was Penn.
Weetabix: Kenneth Branagh’. I changed my mind. I want someone with a great English accent’ plus, he appreciates Shakespeare. Still the brooding thing though’ but it would be brooding in iambic pentameter.
Esteban: (sigh)
Weetabix: Wait’ can I have three husbands?
Esteban: I knew it’ you’re getting greedy now. Good night.
Weetabix: Mmmmm’ this is a GREAT topic’ Love this topic!
Esteban:(turns off the light) Good night!!!
Chelsea: Meow!!!
