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Monthly Archives: December 2001

Turn off the lights please

I had this whole entry written about how Esteban screwed up a bunch of pork tenderloin last night but I had to flee work with a hella migraine. So now here I sit, in the dark, listening to the Etoy’s theme song over and over because it sort of makes my head feel better. With […]

Girl… you’ll be a shiny object seeking racoon soon…

I think women are raccoons or something. What is it with our fascination with small shiny objects? Jewelry. I love jewelry. Diamonds. Diamonds are a Weetabix’s best friend. Rubies aren’t bad either. I’d take a ruby any day. Following this logic, we should be attracted to fishing lures to. Bait shops should be magnets for […]

Another boring picture entry

So Esteban and I went to Joel and Cheri’s fantabulous annual Christmas Party. This is the first time they’ve entertained in their new mansion… er, house… and it was a spectacular party. For twenty one guests, the menu included: four whole tenderloins, one turkey, one ham, mashed potatoes and gravy, stuffing, rolls, and a plethora […]

It’s not how long it is… it’s how you use it

A very short entry for words, but long on graphics today, as Esteban and I are prepping to go to what will likely be one of many holiday bashes this year. Ok. Who am I kidding? It will likely be one of one holiday bash this year. Anywhoo, I picked up a long awaited set […]

Rhapsodizing about crazy barista logic

So yesterday was whacked… First off, I made the grave mistake of going to the Starbucks cafe inside our very lovely new Barnes & Noble for lunch. They have exactly one thing available for lunch: paninis. So I guess I’ll have… let’s see…. a PANINI!!! Which is just a fancy schmancy term for grilled cheese. […]

Rhapsodizing about crazy barista logic

So yesterday was whacked… First off, I made the grave mistake of going to the Starbucks cafe inside our very lovely new Barnes & Noble for lunch. They have exactly one thing available for lunch: paninis. So I guess I’ll have… let’s see…. a PANINI!!! Which is just a fancy schmancy term for grilled cheese. […]

How YOU doin?

The funniest thing today: I was chatting with PoorYorick today and he says “How are you doing?” You know, when I reread that, it almost sounds like Joey Tribiani from Friends, which, by the way, has gotten extremely lame. Although I suppose it’s kicking Survivor‘s butt, so maybe it’s gotten better. I wouldn’t know, though, […]

I just don’t know how the Amish do it!!!

So the quilting’. I believe last week, I was talking to my friend Mary, who also took the class, and said ‘What is the big deal. You’re sewing strips of material together, right? PSSST! No big wup!’ If my life were a movie, the audience would then immediately know those words would come back to […]

Watch for me as Ashley’s fat self in Shallow Hal 2: Electric Boogaloo

Ashley Judd is quite possibly one of the perfect people in the world. I think I might have a crush on her. Esteban and I watched ‘Someone Like You’ or was it ‘Something I Smell’ or ‘Someone Who Happened To Look Hot Without His Shirt On’ or maybe ‘Another Movie In Which Greg Kinnear Plays […]

Easy Bake Ovens, Hamsters, and John Madden

I just realized that almost every grown girl I know really truly ruly wanted an Easy Bake Oven when they were children. Nearly every one. Even some boys wanted that thing. But no one ever got one. Well, I knew one girl who had one, but she put her hamster in the oven…. she said […]

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