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Daily Archives: March 6th, 2002

The one right before I go postal

My ass is having a clearance sale today. There’s a man with a bad toupee, wearing a polyester suit, named Crazy Eddie (the man, not the suit) shouting “Everything must go! Everything! Cash and carry! Because I’m crazzzzzzy!” We had High Maintenance Pizza last night and I think my tummy didn’t like all that cheese. […]

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