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Daily Archives: May 9th, 2002

Perhaps if you lived in a house full of broken glass

You know what seems to be the most ridiculous thing on the planet? No. Not the ‘Police Academy’ movies. And those are really sadder than anything. Anyway’. Bedroom slippers. What the heck is up with people who wear bedroom slippers? I mean, seriously. Why do you need little pretend shoes inside your house. Do you […]

The one where I get all trashy and sexual

Yesterday, I went to work wearing a rock star ensemble. Actually, it was fairly mundane, with a purple t-shirt and black trousers, but it began to rain as I drove to work, so I threw on the red crocodile pleather jacket and immediately went from pony-tailed, letter sweater “Summer Nights” Sandy to “I got chills […]

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