You know what seems to be the most ridiculous thing on the planet?
No. Not the ‘Police Academy’ movies.
And those are really sadder than anything.
Anyway’.
Bedroom slippers.
What the heck is up with people who wear bedroom slippers? I mean, seriously. Why do you need little pretend shoes inside your house. Do you have a little indoor garden or some such that you have to protect the tender soles of your feet? Do you need additional traction to make it past the rottweilers guarding the cookie jar? Most slippers I’ve seen don’t keep your feet warm. Most of the time, they’re really just a sandal type affair, with a strap of something holding them on.
I mean, I get behind just about everything for comfort. But why not just put on a nice pair of socks? It would keep your feet much warmer and you wouldn’t make those hideous scuffle scuffle noises when you walk over a hard floor. I have a couple of pair of really long grey man socks that I keep for just such occasions when bare feet are unacceptable.
I think the same person who made pajamas which are really just suits to sleep in thought up bedroom slippers. You’ve got a pretend suit for sleeping in thus you need pretend shoes to go with the pretend suit.
I just don’t get it.
