I crossed the threshold yesterday once again. I called one of my readers. Ok, first’ backstory. I’ve been bragging about the $7 t-shirt bonanza and ThatGrrrl wrote to me and asked if it would be asking too terribly much if I could possibly purchase some t-shirts for her and send them to her (let me […]
I have been tremendously lax at updating the last few days. I hope this trend does not continue now that I’m in my thirties. Yep’. Still perpetuating that little self-preserving bit of denial, thank you very much. Hmmm’. What has happened since the last update? Lessee’ ‘ I ditched Esteban on my birthday to go […]
So today. First off, how many of you can say that you’ve been serenaded by an accordion on your birthday whilst surrounded by a gaggle of coworkers? Hmmm? I’ll bet that number is in the’oh’ twos or threes. Yeah, so that was a highlight. An accordion. You’ve just got to love the wacksters in Green […]
So the exam. Not so bad, actually. Dr. Perky had taken down all of her dog paraphenalia because apparently they are moving to a larger, grander, more expensive office where the art is being selected for them. Thus, no doggies any longer. I guess I’ll look at modern art splotches and lines at my next […]
Oh goodness. Tomorrow is the most dreaded of days. My yearly physical exam. I have actually pushed it back and back and back. I realized that I needed to schedule one in February, but because my perky lovable doctor is so very popular, I couldn’t get in until May, specifically the day before Memorial Day […]
Ok. This has got to stop. At this moment, 225 Diaryland users list “Shakespear” on their profile as their favorite author. Shakespear. Not Shakespeare. Shakespear. Stop the insanity, people! If you’re going to list something for the pretension value, at least have the common sense to LOOK UP THE PROPER SPELLING OF HIS NAME! GOD! […]
Esteban: Wow. Let me see your hair! Weetabix: It freaked Mo out. Esteban: Why would it freak your sister out? Weetabix: Because she said I normally have all subdued hair. She’s never seen my hair all wild. Esteban: I don’t think that she should be making claims about subdued hair. Hers isn’t exactly avant garde. […]
I have reached an all-time low today. One of my coworkers felt the need to clean my desk for me. Seriously. That’s really pathetic. My desk was covered with flower schmeng from my plethora of bouquets last week and I had little dried Diet Coke marks all over. Yesterday, she talked me into going to […]
Hmmm…. no excitement today. This morning, I had Special K Red or whatever it’s called. It was good. I didn’t even put sugar on it, which was my way of being all hard core. And I’m thinking of going to the Y and getting another membership going… maybe just for summer, but we’ll see. What […]
Houston…. we have jeans! Seriously. My fine round bottom is swathed in denim as I am writing this. Bless me father, for I have lost weight… it’s been two years since my last pair of Levis. So, I essentially haven’t worn jeans in the new millenia. And that is because I refuse to purchase a […]
