The problem with being a slacker is that so much happens in between entries that I can barely bring myself to write about. Here’s the Low Attention Span Version: Went golfing with Penny and Mary. I sucked Bob Dole’s Penis for the first 5 holes. Actually, I rock out like No Doubt during the driving […]
Oh man. I’ve been such a slacker. Don’t worry. I’ve already had a concerned email from Roadie wondering if perhaps I had been thrown in jail after our ballyhooed trip to the Bad Bar. Nah. Just lazy. I’m pretty sure that’s not against the law yet. First of all, the grossness. I’m warning you right […]
Wednesday, August 7, 2002
Aw MAN!!! God damn. The Mole was Bill. Heather was just a big loser. Not only was she not Moley Russell’s Wart, she knew that Bill was the Mole and gave him to Dorothy. I should have known that Heather wouldn’t pull off anything. Those Texans never seem to do well in these reality shows […]
I was in the pool for 4.6 hours on Sunday. That’s insanity. It’s waterlogged insanity. I think I’m becoming a Pool Goddess. But my boobs stay where I want them to. Most of the time, anyway. And because I made the conscious decision that a wee bit of sunburn was better than a month’s worth […]
I keep breaking my notify list thingy. It’s ticking me off. Dang it all anyway. HTML is like the great equalizer of the Internet. It’s not about how cool you are. It’s not about what kind of car you drive. It’s about getting your mickey fickey links to work and knowing how to change your […]
So I put my name in the hat for this new position that they’ve created at work. The position’s nick name is ‘Wall Street’ which makes it sound very important and sort of scary, but in reality, it’s pretty much the same thing I’m doing now, only talking to stock brokers rather than the general […]
I’m ticked. Apparently, I missed out on a grand tradition at my college. The Shoe Tree fell over. Crap. That ticks me off. I had no idea that it even existed. I never actually lived on that campus, transferring from the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point when I was a sophomore to live with Esteban in […]
I’m ticked. Apparently, I missed out on a grand tradition at my college. The Shoe Tree fell over. Crap. That ticks me off. I had no idea that it even existed. I never actually lived on that campus, transferring from the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point when I was a sophomore to live with Esteban in […]
