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Monthly Archives: November 2002

Feed me Seymour!

You know, sometimes I swear y’all will get sick of reading about how something in the world fucked with me and I am just sitting here scratching my head trying to figure it all out. Case in point: the rosebush. No, scratch that. It’s more than just a rosebush. It’s so mean that it deserves […]

Hi Chuck

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! I am so easily amused. Seriously.

M – I – C See you real soon!

So the mouse. I was sitting here, in this very room, writing my entry just like I’m doing now, when Tilly walks past the doorway and stands there looking at me. With something in her mouth. She looked a bit distraught. I leaned around my gigantic monitor to look at her and she started, as […]

Thip. Fooooooth. Peeeeeerrrrrrrrp. Blup.

I was having one of those mornings where you’re so busy that you’re actually trying to convince yourself that you really don’t need to go to the bathroom, it can wait just a little longer. Finally I could not stand it any longer and needed to escape my phone and inbox and fled to the […]

100 Reasons Why Weetabix Is Dumb

So I’ve mentioned how I’m applying to some graduate programs in English, right? Well, I was surfing today and found a list of some publisher’s 100 essential modern novels. And now I’m reconsidering because man, I realize I went to a stoopid local liberal arts college and I realize that I skated by with a […]

Entry Completed

Part One of this entry can be found here FYI: The mouse is still in the house. That’s going to be an entry in and of itself. Where was I? Oh yes, I’d just completed the first point on the outline titled ‘Getting the Hell Out of Dodge’. Thank god for the outline. Because none […]

Entry Interupted

Oh my goodness. This is going to be a long entry. Perhaps it will be concentrated, like a wordly demi glace? So many things happened in the last few days, I’ve actually made an outline so that I don’t forget anything. I hate doing that. I hate having to organize an entry. Usually, I just […]

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