This is a hastily written entry because if I don’t write something hastily, it’s not going to get posted at all. Short attention span theatre, Weetabix style. So, in the past week, I: ‘ Got into a minor collision in a grocery store parking lot. Someone backed into the side of my M. And in […]
Wake up early. Make yourself toast. Be a chef. Eat a cold hotdog out of the package. Unwrap a cheese single and fold it into four squares, breaking them into raggedy-edged bite size pieces. Think about putting Cool Whip on the pieces. Pad around the green kitchen linoleum with bare feet. Burn the toast. Use […]
Yeah, so that last entry wasn’t me. Someone knows me a little too well, it seems, mimicking my writing style with eerie verisimilitude. He even did the little tie up line at the end. Bravo, maestro, bravo. The background: Chauffi called last night and threatened to update my site for me if I didn’t update […]
While I wish instead that the past week I’d been captured by the (fucking) laundry and held ransom for Tide Cold Water and a new Maytag, it’s really just been a trying time that I hope to laugh about later. Barb at work drives me insane. Barb and I do not get along. There is […]
This week I managed to dig around in the yard a bit, plant two clematis plants, had a strange bit of musical chairs with trellises (the first one was way too short and the clematis topped it in three days, then the trellis assortment at three different stores was either vomity or too twee. I […]
I’m having a weird shopping crisis. Yes, yes, I know that I just went shopping two weeks ago and got shoes and a tapas shirt and a weird turquoise tank from Torrid that was surprising because I was pretty sure turquoise got convicted of grievous crimes against humanity back in the 80’s and was deported […]
