Weetabix : Did you get milk at the store?
Esteban : Um, no.
Weetabix : See, I knew that you’d forget something on the list.
Esteban : I did not. It wasn’t on the list.
Weetabix : It most assuredly was on the list.
Esteban : No, I think you’re mistaken.
Weetabix : Hmph. Get the list.
Esteban : You doubt?
Weetabix : I doubt.
Esteban : You’re going to feel really badly when you find out how wrong you are.
Weetabix : Right, except that I wrote the list.
Esteban : Here you go.
Weetabix : Er….
Esteban : Hmmm?
The Grocery List : Angel Hair Pasta… Parmiggiano Reggiano (The real kind that you have to grate, not plastic fake cheese!)… Organic Eggs (brown if possible) … Skim Wine?… Turkey Pepperoni… Garlic… Cool Whip.
Weetabix : Well…
Esteban : Yes?
Weetabix : Skim wine?
Esteban : I wondered about that.
Weetabix : I started to write Skim Milk, but apparently changed my mind to Wine Question Mark. Did you get some wine?
Esteban : We have a ton of wine.
Weetabix :Yeah, but nothing that goes with Thanksgiving Spaghetti
Esteban :Nothing? There has to be something.
Weetabix:Oh, is that a white Lambrusco? That will work. Throw that in the freezer?
Esteban : Ok. Oh, they didn’t have the brown eggs, so I got organic white eggs instead.
Weetabix : That’s ok.
Esteban :What did you need Cool Whip for?
Weetabix : For the pumpkin pie I’m going to make for dessert.
Esteban : Can’t we eat ice cream with it?
Weetabix : You can. I like Cool Whip better, plus it’s non dairy. Did you get some?
Esteban : No.
Weetabix : It was on the list.
Esteban : Unlike the milk.
Weetabix : I’m sorry. You were right. Although I DID start to write it. I should get half credit.
Esteban : Ahem.
Weetabix : Want to see my boobs?
Esteban : (emphatically) What list?
