Ok, I have spoken out against the cigarette butt throwers and now I’m going to vent some more. Are you ready?
People who do not get their pets spayed or neutered are fucking assholes.
Yes, that’s right. Fucking assholes.
You know, kittens are awesome and I LOVE puppies. I love animals in general and puppies are just about the greatest thing on earth. And I am a big sap because I cry every time someone’s pet dies, even pets I only know through their owners’ website. And it hurts that there are puppies and ex-puppies out there that are mistreated or get dumped on the side of the road in the country with the assumption that someone will take care of them. Or who are euthanized because there are not enough homes and because people only want aw cute puppies and not mostly grown puppies. And that’s why I think you’re an asshole. Because you did that, with your “whoops, I guess we accidentally had puppies” bullshit. You did that. Ok, maybe you’ve found good homes for your particular accidental puppies, but there are only so many homes who want puppies, and what is going to happen to the puppies who now won’t get homes because your puppies got them first? The world does not have a puppy shortage. The world has a puppy PROBLEM. You just added to it. You did that.
Pets aren’t just accessories to demonstrate your quirky personality. They can’t make decisions. They rely upon us to make them. That’s what you signed up for when you took them home. Think it’s cruel to put your dog through a minimally invasive surgery? Maybe you can cite the $100 vet bill. I understand. Hell, I got my cat spayed and she never even goes outside or has contact with other cats (because accidents do happen, but they happen less often if you fucking spay or neuter your animal), but whatever, you’ve got your priorities. And they could always abstain when they’re in heat, like the Pope says, right? Because they sure as fuck can’t say “Hey, you back there’ got a condom, sport?”
But if I had my way, you wouldn’t get to have an animal of any kind because you are a fucking asshole. I’m sure that you’re a nice person on the outside and have really important things to spend money on instead of caring for a helpless animal that relies solely on you for its care, things like fancy electronics and shoes and whatever the hell else you’re spending your paychecks on. But you’re still a fucking asshole. And that just isn’t going to change no matter how you spin it.
God, people piss me off. You know, fuck up your own life all you want but don’t take responsibility for the helpless if you aren’t up to the job.
Asshole.
