So far, analysis on the Porn Twin is that I am not delusional. I’m starting to have Joey Tribiani’s “Identical Hand Twin” theme song running through my head, except with Porn Twin lyrics. It’s crazy wacky stuff. Trust me. It is. ***************************************************** The Weet-Web is now up, albeit very depressingly boring. And some of the […]
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Ok, I cleaned up the photo of the Naked Porn Twin and have a similiar photo of myself for your perusal. Here’s the Porn Twin…. And here’s the Weetabix (this was taken about two years ago at my and Esteban’s wedding, but I’m too lazy to look for one from my college years, so just […]
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Reasons why I’m a freak: When I was a child, I had a very rare condition called SYNETHESIA. That’s a condition that is only found in one out of 28,000 people. It’s where you experience one sense as well as another one. Some people feel textures when they taste something. Some people hear sounds when […]
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So right now I’m eating an old “binge” favorite: chocolate bar dipped into Jif creamy peanut butter. Don’t look at me that way, it’s my lunch damn it! Anyway, I prepped by bringing in two Hershey’s chocolate bars and the jar of Jif. Just finished one and you know what? It’s not as fun to […]
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Just saw “Pearl Harbor”. Ben Affleck and the new talent… I’ll just call him Eye Candy Boy were good. I ended up absolutely hating Kate Beckinsale because it seemed like the producers were going for a Ben Affleck/Liv Tyler thing again but couldn’t afford Liv’s asking price. Plus, she’s bone thin. At one point, you […]
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I used to be a child of hippy parents. Those of us who haved lived this weird situation know what a hell this can be. You can always tell we sorry few if you’re watchful. We eat junk food with a mixture of bliss and extremely guilt on our faces, as if we know that […]
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I have rosacea. I typed and retyped that five times because, you see, I have it and I don’t even know how to spell it. It’s this whole turning 30 thing, I tell you. Every year around my birthday, I have some aging mishap or another. When I turned 25, I got my very first […]
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Our bathroom is being overrun by silverfish. The most hated of all fish which walk on land. Silverfish have always been a problem, ever since we purchased the house. Let’s just get THAT out in the open right here, shall we? They were there from the beginning. Longer than us, actually. So I heard this […]
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I have to come up with an ad for Diaryland and it’s totally stressing me out. Performance anxiety. Eeesh. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * Last night someone accessed this diary by searching “Aidian Quinn” on Google. […]
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Drumroll please. Last night…. Esteban DID THE DISHES!!!!! Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. ***************************************************** Today is Esteban and my anniversary. It seems almost moot because we’ve been together so long (11 years) that when people ask which anniversary it is and I say “Two years” and it’s a bit anti-climatic. (Is it ‘anti-climatic’ or […]
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