I’m feeling a little…. I don’t know…. wacky. Like I want to do something stupid. It could be the “turning 30” thing which is approaching faster than I’d like. When I was 8, my babysitter told me that the world would end in the year 2000. She was a little ahead of her time, which […]
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Well, it’s been a boring day, thus another entry. Last night was a Cough Opera from Esteban. Poor guy. He had enough Robetussin in his blood stream to make Keith Moon jealous but it still didn’t help. We were thinking of taking him to the emergency room, but at that moment, it was bar time […]
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Today, a sampling of an email sent to me by my good friend Markus. Not to just me, actually, to most of our friends. I have no idea what brought Markus to write this little chapter of our lives and then send it on to most of his friends (including some people I do not […]
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Yesterday, Esteban and I went to the video store and rented and purchase some DVDs. It was then that we realized that we did not actually own a DVD player. This isn’t such an entirely weird thing to imagine… not remembering that you do not actually have a DVD player. All of our friends have […]
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It occurs to me that I haven’t given an update on the DirtyDish Fight #2601. They still haven’t been done. The flowers are now dead. I’m trying to give Esteban some slack because he is {cough cough} sick. And now SO AM I! Yes, kids, Weetabix is now horking up lung loggers too. It is […]
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Today I am so tired that y’all can just wheel in the industrial sized gallon of Mountain Dew and hook it up, IV-style, to my right forearm. Man. Esteban has contracted some sort of Smoker’s Pennance illness. Bronchitis-type thing. He had it three weeks ago but it mostly went away, so what does he do […]
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Today, I am being sneaky. Yes, sneaky like the Hamburgler in McDonald’s playland. You know, I don’t think that the Hamburgler is actually around any more. Maybe it offended Morally-Challenged Americans or Citizens for Horizontal Stripes or something. I dunno. Anyway, the sneaky part. I’m trying to snark my way out of going camping. “You […]
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Today, the powers that be were trying their darnedness (is that a word? Or is it darnedest? Or is this just a word that my grandmother made up?) to prevent me from going to work. First of all, the rain. Minutes before I left for work, the heavens opened up and torrents fell to the […]
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Man, sometimes my job is so boring, I seriously contemplate the finite qualities of the internet. Thank fucking god that I have access to the internet at work. I think I’ve actually exhausted my surfing potential. However, yesterday I checked out Uncle Bob’s diary here on diaryland and let me tell you, that man is […]
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Mood: slightly chirpy Song stuck in my head right now: Do Right Woman/Do Right Man… Sarah Vaughn Wearing: white pants (only 1 1/2 week short of Memorial Day), light pink shirt, white t-back undies, athletic shoes with white socks Two days ago, Esteban and I had Dirty Dishes Fight #2601. We have this agreement… see, […]
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