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Do you think “Milkshake” is the rebound song to help us get over

“Hey Ya”? I finished watching Lost In Translation last night and I absolutely loved it. I wish that it had been in the theatre around here (but no, all of our theatre screens were filled with Under the Tuscan Sun and Honey, and I’m certain that if I looked hard enough I could find one […]

Insert foot 1 in ass B

Last night, Esteban was going to stop home for a little while after work, so after I picked up my new digital camera from EdFex (it’s so CUTE! Squee!), I scurried right home so that I could pick up some miscellany and the house would look all nice and tidy and I could be all […]

Seasonal allergies

Something about the quality of light today makes me think that it’s spring. Oh, I know that it’s not, not really, but something keeps fooling me. It’s making me miss warm weather. I’ve been doing ok with winter up until now because I haven’t let myself think about Not Winter. I caught a cool but […]

Where’s the busy bee?

I had a weirdly productive weekend. I mean BIZARRE levels of productivity. I can’t quite figure it out. Normally, I’m happy if I caught up with the laundry, but this’ this was freakish. I probably won’t even remember everything in the retelling. It all started last week when I got sick of looking at the […]

How do piggies eat? Show me how the piggy eats?

It snowed earlier this week, about four inches or so. I drove up into the driveway and noticed that the snow from the awning had slid almost all the way off. It was hanging in a C formation, practically defying gravity. It was truly beautiful. And, as luck would have it, my piece of crap […]

Now with more cowbell

Only one person reminded me to tell you about math problems in this entry. Man, if I need to write a secret on this page, I’m totally going to hide it in fourteen layers of parenthetical. My 14-year-old brother Jon has been slacking off in his studies. I discovered this when a progress report fell […]

Mariboobs

We went out to the Bad Bar on Friday night (and true to form, Ron sent me an email while I was there. It’s bizarre’ we only go to the Bar once every four to six weeks, but without fail, the only emails I ever get from Ron are while I am at the Bar, […]

Surrey with the fringe on top

I overslept yesterday. I don’t know what’s up with my circadian rhythms (ok, confession, I don’t even know what that means, but it’s in an REM song and why yes, I do have an L on my forehead and yes, I do answer to ‘loser’ as well as ‘Weetabix’ or ‘Princess’ or ‘Weet’ (another parenthetical […]

3.147

Ah Minneapolis. Fucking cold Minneapolis. Our drive across the great state of Wisconsin was wrought with peril and also a prodigious amount of blowing snow over the prairies and farmland. At one point, it was a complete and total white-out in which we couldn’t even see the taillights of the car twenty feet in front […]

This is barely coherent… I’m warning you right now

I’m in Minneapolis. It’s very cold here. Also, some assfucker’s car alarm went off in the parking lot from 6:00 am until 6:23 am. Which is an almost unbelievable time for a car alarm to go off. I kept wanting to call down to the front desk and bitch, but then convinced myself that certainly […]

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