Work has been kicking my ass and calling me ‘Nancy’ for several months now. When summer hit, I decided that working all of the extra hours and hours was self-destructive. Not only was I not about to miss another summer, but if I worked the extra hours to try to catch up, it was never […]
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Wednesday, August 6, 2003
Esteban heard back from his doctor, who agrees with ‘Dr. Asshole’ (as Esteban now refers to the hospital doctor guy) in that the culprit is most likely the teeny tiny little ulcers around his hiatal hernia. She said that with men in their late twenties/early thirties, this condition is almost always gastrointestinal. We’ll know in […]
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I should be going to sleep right now, but instead I’m sitting here sweating at my keyboard. I subbed for Pennilicious’s volleyball team tonight. I haven’t played in two years. I would have thought it more than that, but wouldn’t you know it, I wrote about my old team back in the summer of 2001 […]
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I am very sad today. Karl the fish at 826 Valencia died. I just now found out. Too late to send flowers or bowls of red jell-o and bananas and Cool-Whip. Karl was Jenfu’s boyfriend. I wanted him to be my fishy boyfriend, but did not want to step on the beautiful delicate feet of […]
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This will go down in history as the Summer of The Biblical Plagues on my house. Seriously. First it was the mice, which I took care of with four live traps and one cat. Then these itty bitty ants showed up in the kitchen addition. Some Terro ant stuff took care of that. Now, when […]
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Ok, the two truths and a lie thing. I did act in a low budget horror movie when I was sixteen. The movie was called The Butcher and my character was stabbed repeatedly in the head. In fact, I found the hideous orange wig my character (Debbie Dumaflachee) wore (so that it could be placed […]
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Number of Weddings attended: 1 Number of Weddings attended at Renaissance faire: 1 Number of Weddings attended at Renaissance faire in lifetime: 1 Sane reasons for getting married at a Renaissance faire: 0 Miles to Wedding: 154 Average posted speed limit: 65 mph Miles driven while obeying the posted speed limit: 0 Miles driven exceeding […]
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have funky glasses. My migraine has dissolved into a minor irritation. I still have tightness in my shoulders, but music isn’t inciting me to murder anyone and my appetite is back again (thanks to a foray into carbs while I had the migraine’ big mistake because now I could eat a Buick), so I’m guessing […]
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You’ll notice that I brought the old layout back. There’s Chubby Tink, back to her normal job of sprinkling the title bar with fairy dust. Wave at her. She likes attention. She’s a diva. Much thanks to everyone who signed up for the Diaryland coolness. I hope that we took some of the heat off […]
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Things look a little different on this page today. That’s because there might come a time when there isn’t a Diaryland. Diaryland is currently a free site, which is way cool because that means you can try out this online journaling thing and not have to deal with using FTP or knowing PURL or having […]
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