I’m only updating because my favorite utensil (shut up, it’s a term of endearment. Really!) made me write this down: Every spring when it’s Daylight Saving Day, I get a glimpse of the plight of the black man. Like, there’s these old dead white men who decided things were going to be a certain way […]
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So I was sitting there last night on my LayZBoy recliner, the one we inherited from Ward and June and I hate because it is the color and texture of the insoles of a hundred old man shoes, and I had just made dinner for myself because Esteban was working uber late and ditched me […]
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You know, I really hate the spring Daylight Saving jump. Hate it. I don’t lose that hour just once; I lose it like FIVE times. In fact, my clock says that it’s 9:30 but I feel like it should be about four o’clock in the afternoon. It’s dark out and I feel like orange juice. […]
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Last night, the collection of various angry hormones in my body got together and kicked my ass thrice. I am responsible for 1.2 packages of consumed Oreos over the last four days. This is not my beautiful diet but rather a recipe for diabetes. I don’t care. Fuck anyone who says anything. Fuck anyone who […]
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There’s a new barista at Sbux. I pulled up the other day, cranking some NIN and wearing the Rock Star jacket. Baransky Barista took my order through the speaker (‘Venti Cr’me de Menthe non fat no whip mocha please’), with her snipey little smugness, repeating it back to me incorrectly (‘Venti Cinnamon Mocha?’ ‘No, Vente […]
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Once upon a time, a Czarina decided to listen to a priest who was a little wacky. Once upon a time, one Mediterranean tribe decided to accept a really big wooden horse from another tribe that didn’t like them. Once upon a time, a government agency decided that a really good way to end a […]
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I’ve been having strange dreams recently. Colors and tastes and textures not often seen in real life. Perhaps on the set of a movie or in a world manufactured by Michael Eisner, but not here, and certainly not there and definitely never in Green Bay Wisconsin. Lots of slick reds and yellows so glowy that […]
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Wednesday, March 26, 2003
Oh man, it has been too long. Too long! How are you? How is your life? Do you still work at the same place? Have your children grown and made me feel old? Do you have grandchildren now? And all of our friends, have they retired and are now wearing polyester and living in Boca? […]
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It’s one of those weird weekends where time slows down. I’ve noticed that they only seem to happen about once a quarter, and it almost feels a bit of a waste for it to happen on a weekend that is a nothing weekend. Although it is nice today, nice yesterday too although not as nice […]
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Wednesday, March 19, 2003
You know, I don’t really delve into current events on this thing, mostly because I’m a ditzy airhead who prefers to tell you the color of her nail polish (OPI’s Rock And Roll Red as of this writing, in case you’re interested) than discuss foreign policy, but every once in awhile, I pull my head […]
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