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Linus was the smart one because of the blanket

I ended up working way too long again last night. I think I finished my forty hour work week sometime around lunch Wednesday. And then’ you know what?’ never mind. It’s boring whiny crap. Enough already. I rushed home last night in time to catch Friends. Esteban had made a pizza run to our favorite […]

Chauffi: The Guest Entry

—–Original Message—– From: Chauffi Sent: Friday, November 22, 2002 10:21 AM To: WeetabixSubject: 2003 Calendar Thought you might need a calendar for 2003

Here we go again

I’m sitting here at my computer desk and Esteban is listening some strange wacked disk he made. So far, we’ve heard ‘Mighty Quinn’ (as in, you’ve not heard nothing like’ a song I detest for the double negative), ‘Bawditdibaw’ by Kid Rock, and now ‘Kyrie’ by Mister Mister. It’s like the musical equivalent of a […]

The Holiday Card does not need a prop

So this diary. What a strange thing it is. Apparently I ruffled many feathers with my rant on Wal-mart yesterday, which is odd because I’ve ranted about Wal-mart before. Maybe it was the “smelling like popcorn, dirty diapers and retardation” comment. Carissa, a former Friend of Walton, felt that was a little snarky, although she […]

From beneath it bites your bottom

So the weekend. Pretty tame. I worked late on Friday, then went home with the intent of watching my NetFlix stuff and doing laundry. What really happened: I worked on a project for about three hours, surfed, played entirely too much Spider Solitaire (which is the ONLY thing I like about Windows NT, by the […]

Maybe they’re trying out for the revival of Sgt Peppers?

And now news from the ‘Holy Shit I think I just Filled My Pants’ category: Two nights ago, I was working very late. VERRRRY late. What is more, I was getting calls from my clients on the East Coast, who were an hour ahead of me, and getting screamed at. Not fun. And I was […]

Feed me Seymour!

You know, sometimes I swear y’all will get sick of reading about how something in the world fucked with me and I am just sitting here scratching my head trying to figure it all out. Case in point: the rosebush. No, scratch that. It’s more than just a rosebush. It’s so mean that it deserves […]

Hi Chuck

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!! I am so easily amused. Seriously.

M – I – C See you real soon!

So the mouse. I was sitting here, in this very room, writing my entry just like I’m doing now, when Tilly walks past the doorway and stands there looking at me. With something in her mouth. She looked a bit distraught. I leaned around my gigantic monitor to look at her and she started, as […]

Thip. Fooooooth. Peeeeeerrrrrrrrp. Blup.

I was having one of those mornings where you’re so busy that you’re actually trying to convince yourself that you really don’t need to go to the bathroom, it can wait just a little longer. Finally I could not stand it any longer and needed to escape my phone and inbox and fled to the […]

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