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Citation for being Brunette in a Blonde Zone

Sometimes I think that life would have been so much easier if I had remained a blonde. I was born a blonde, you see. I was a blonde for the first seven years of my life until my hair gradually darkened. Then I was a blonde in the summer and a reddish chestnutty blonde in […]

Will this be cash or check?

It is currently 7:17 a.m. I have been awake for two hours. God help me and my stupidity. But first, yesterday: Esteban and I always have a rule about non-Christmas holidays’ whichever family invites us over to dinner FIRST gets us. We hate eating two big meals in one day. We hate shuttling ourselves all […]

The boring Thanksgiving entry

Things I am thankful for this year: Jason Alexander’s television show was canceled. Buffy is now on FX five days a week! My family is healthy and strong. I have a wonderful loving husband, a decent home (getting better every year), a job where I can surf the internet freely, and two loving albeit annoying […]

And they call it Poopy love…………

I’m going to apologize up front for this entry. Really. It’s dwelling on poo far more than is probably prudent. You were warned. I think I got food poisoning from the bagel place this morning. I stopped in and got a whole wheat bagel with no fat cream cheese and a half French Vanilla Cappuchino/half […]

St. Louis, Giverny, McDonald’s, and now my eyebrows

I want to grow my hair longer’ so I got it cut last week. This is girl logic for you right there, isn’t it? I never want to be mistaken for a man again. I mean, apparently I make one heck of a pretty guy, completely with 46DD gynecomastia and all that, but a dude […]

Kiss me before I say something stupid….

Oh man. Sometimes I really stick my foot in my mouth. Things that sound so much better in my head pop right out of my mouth (or sometimes, through my fingers into the keyboard) before I can stop myself. Today I really embarrassed myself. I normally say a lot of off the wall things to […]

The one with several references to men’s underwear

Last night, Esteban and I slept on opposite sides of the bed and now I’m all out of sorts. You see, we have this strange sleep ritual. I generally go to bed earlier than Esteban. I’m a hot person and for reasons known only to Esteban and the Lord Almighty Himself, the heater for the […]

This diary could use some little cute sayings painted on rough wood,

maybe a snowman too I’ve spent the day with Mafia Grandma again, trying with all my strength to NOT make snarky comments about the fact that my immediate relations are not invited to Thanksgiving this year. We went to two craft shows. One was at a high school and had I been by myself I […]

I just love the smell of vomit in the morning….

Last night, I got home and found that Esteban would not be home until after I was in bed. I proceeded to make a turkey breast for the next day’s dinner, as it takes something like three hours to cook and we generally prefer to eat earlier than 9:00 pm. Then I lit my scented […]

Give yourself a big hand!

Today we got our new phone books! WOOOOHOOOO!!!! I don’t know about you, but since I’ve been an adult, New Phone Book Day rates third next to Birthweek and Martin Luther King Day. I love Martin Luther King Day not only because it’s a great thing civically to recognize Dr. King for his contribution to […]

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