Friday, September 7, 2001
I had cereal for dinner tonight. That’s what I love about being an adult. I can just say “I don’t feel like cooking or doing anything other than sitting here like a big lump, so I’ll just have cereal for dinner.” When we were growing up, my mom was a single mom for most of […]
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Friday, September 7, 2001
Guess what I found out yesterday? I’m a bitch. That’s right. Me. A Bitch. Or apparently that’s what a bunch of guy friends think. Maybe not a bitch per say, but hard to live with. They have somehow gotten the impression that I am hard to live with. They think Esteban is a saint for […]
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Thursday, September 6, 2001
Guess what??? I FOUND MY KEYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No. They weren’t in my purse. They had fallen into a couch cushion when Esteban placed them on top of my purse and then my gordo cat Tilly must have knocked the purse backwards, dumping the keys into the crevasses of the couch. Then I must have grabbed the […]
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Wednesday, September 5, 2001
Ok, if you know me in person and don’t want to get any brain pictures of nasty Weetabix/Esteban things happening, then perhaps you might just skip this here entry. I mean, I don’t want you coming up to me later and saying ‘Dood, that was TOO MUCH INFORMATION!’, because after all, I hate that phrase. […]
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Wednesday, September 5, 2001
Sometimes I feel as though my life has strange cycles. Sometimes you’re cruising along and everything falls into place and other times everything is out of whack, and not just the normal things little stupid things. I lost my car keys. Part of it has to do with being sick. I didn’t do much driving […]
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Tuesday, September 4, 2001
I was watching a bit of Road Rules last night and it occurred to me: MTV never casts a cute fat chick in anything. Nope. Not anything. Unless you count Sharon from the London Cast of Real World, and that was seven years ago. And then I thought “Weetabix, you are thirty years old and […]
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Monday, September 3, 2001
I think my bronchitis is karmic retribution for snarking at Nicole Kidman’s portrayal of Tuberculosis in Moulin Rouge. I’m worse today. With any luck, I’ll get better in time to go to work tomorrow. sigh This holiday weekend sucks. No wonder three people dropped me off their favorites list. Esteban made me his extra special […]
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Sunday, September 2, 2001
Has CBS planted gunmen into the homes of all of the Nielsen families? Because, honestly, that’s the only reason I can think of why “Everyone Loves Raymond” is still on. Yet “Buffy” can barely squeak into the top 50. It’s truly a mystery. I’ve still got bronchitis. I’ve taken some cherry-flavored Ny-quil and it didn’t […]
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Saturday, September 1, 2001
I have horrible bronchitis today. And I’m out of the cough syrup with codeine in it. I have nothing else to say. A few readers have expressed interest in seeing some pictures of what I and Esteban look like. Truthfully, it hadn’t occurred to me to post pictures, especially since I have posted something like […]
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Yesterday, I went to Sam’s Wholesale Club to purchase large amounts of various food stuffs at low low prices. And one of my Pavlovian responses to entering the doors at Sam’s is that I must then urinate. I don’t know why. There’s just something about showing my card to a bored employee wearing a smock […]
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