Last night, Esteban and I drove to Appleton for Mongolian food and book buying at Barnes & Noble. Esteban needed healthy amounts of reading material, as he is flying out to Canada tomorrow morning. He’s got a conference in Banff, where the elk are plentiful. Apparently, wildlife is conducive to computer talk. Then on the […]
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There were only 4 mullets sighted at the Journey concert. I was very disappointed. However, one mullet apparently did not have a good seat and felt fit to wander the aisle in front of us throughout the entire concert, playing air guitar as though his performance was somehow dependant upon the success of the concert. […]
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Bonjour! It is I, Weetabix! I have ze urge to affect ze French accent today! Moi thinks it is to offset ze Mulletification of moi’s brain at yon Journey concert. Last night, I stopped by a local dairy/deli to pick up some pizzas and ice cream upon request from Esteban, who, since he works at […]
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Tonight, as karmic justice for ripping the hell out of home parties, I was guilted into attending a Mary Kay party by the lovely Carissa, with whom I will be enjoying MulletRock with on Friday. Mary Kay Parties: 2 The lady was extremely nice (her name is Kyle and she’d love to do a party […]
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Ok, more reasons why I’m a Freak. I think I would quiver with excitement if I ever met Uncle Bob in person. He’s a superstah to me. More excited than I would be if I met the lady who played Aunt Bea on ‘The Andy Griffith Show’ or Tim Conway, of ‘Dorf Goes Fishing’ fame. […]
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Ok, three weird things last night: I went to dinner with my sister Amy, my mom and my little brother. Their choice of restaurants’ they picked the local pizza parlor which has a Monday night buffet which attracts many residents from the local dirt stock car races. Weird thing the First: on the pizza buffet, […]
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Ok, I just deleted an entry that I had written a few hours ago, about my guilt and dead puppies and how I’m going to hell. It wasn’t a great entry and, honestly, it was totally depressing and it was unfair of me to post that for other people to read, as it would only […]
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You know that lawn that Esteban has neglected to mow? Well, we haven’t had rain in several weeks and now all the nice and neatly cut lawns are brown and crispy! Ours? Green and waving in the sweltering heat. Laziness comes out ahead!!!! Apparently, the longer grass allows it to retain more moisture so it […]
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I checked the television listings to check to see what time the Russell Crowe Celebrity Profile was airing on E! and found that one of the networks (I haven’t the foggiest which one, it’s channel 3 in our area, which used to be CBS, but now I suspect is ABC or possibly even the Home […]
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I am currently in the throws of writer’s block. Which is ironic, because prior to this diary, I hadn’t written anything especially weighty in, oh, three or four years. Sometimes I think I should be working in a delicious 300-year-old English cottage somewhere, with lichens growing on the slate roof. Even though most English cottages […]
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