Throcky compared me to Molly Ivins. I did not know who she was, so I had to look her up. She’s funny. If you don’t know who Molly Ivins is either, you can check her out here I’m really getting sick of these little “in-jokes” about how men don’t understand women. This entry is for […]
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have their lives taped… the Germ World Today is more or less back to normal. I’m back at work and doing the “I’m freezing/I’m burning up” thing. God, people are going to think that I’m doing the menopause thing. Next thing you know, I’ll be lying on the floor hugging the toilet because it’s mercifully […]
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I was trying to think of a cool quote to put on this here diary and all I could think of was lines from “The Simpsons” or “Do I make you horny baby? Do I?” from “Austin Powers”. And that makes me very sad indeed. And then I got even more sad because I slept […]
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Oh my god. I feel like warmed over death. Last night after my bizarre Dyna Girl entry, I took some of Esteban’s happy golden sleep medicine and then went to lay down in our bedroom. For a little while, I thought I was delirious. I mean, I could hear this bizarre shit music. Who let […]
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Blue Armadillo’s Weblog turned me on to this fabulous site about Electra Woman and Dyna Girl. Dyna Girl. Can you imagine putting that crap on your resume? Yet at the same time, I covet her name. Dyna Girl. It sort of sings. So it’s a plus and minus kind of name. Anyway, here’s a picture […]
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I somehow think that somewhere there is an official record of everything you ever do. And there are little statisticians who rate everything. You know, Most Embarassing Moments, Best 10 Kisses Ever, Jobs I Would Have Been Great At, etc. I don’t know who these statisticians are, but I’m certain that somewhere, someone’s keeping track. […]
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You know a fun game? Get a bunch of your wacky friends together and take off all your clothes. Then get in your car and drive around. You can only put on clothes that you find on the side of the road. It’s best if everyone isn’t the same size. That way, no one fights […]
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Today, I overslept and then tried to write yesterday’s entry but then Esteban required that I stop so we could go wish his parents, Ward and June, a happy Father’s Day. However, we had not had the fore-thought to actually purchase a Father’s Day present, so I sent Esteban off to the Man Mall (aka […]
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Ok, you might want to prepare yourself for this entry as I suspect it will be a long one. Yesterday was quite a day. First off, Esteban and I awoke and two hours later we got out of bed. No, stop thinking dirty thoughts! The breeze was coming in through the windows and it was […]
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I think I scared Kim V. today. We were discussing people we don’t like and who now don’t like me. So Kim then mentions that I shouldn’t be too upset because I’ve been fighting with these two women for the last two years. Um. Excuse me? And that’s when I lost control. That’s when I […]
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