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Monthly Archives: November 2002

Man, I write some long-assed entries

As Thanksgivings go, today was pretty unspectacular. When I was a kid, Thanksgiving always smacked of cold bare morning feet and needing to be quiet in the morning because my mother and her boyfriend (I always hate that term’ ‘boyfriend’ when referring to someone in their thirties or forties. As thought they were going steady. […]

We now return to our regularly scheduled Boobage

Something is up with my breasts. I wanted to say “Something strange is afoot with my breasts” but the images there–the breasts, the feet–it was simply all too much for even me. Anywhoo, they seem to have changed. They’re a little bit… morphed or something. Something science fiction. Someone Ray Bradburied my breasts. At first […]

A beautiful sight, we’re happy tonight

Esteban and I went out to dinner on Friday night. After some aimless driving, during which Esteban regaled me with analogies of how hungry he was and what exactly he would eat at that very moment if it were available to him, he suddenly remembered that he hadn’t yet taken me to the new Japanese […]

Linus was the smart one because of the blanket

I ended up working way too long again last night. I think I finished my forty hour work week sometime around lunch Wednesday. And then’ you know what?’ never mind. It’s boring whiny crap. Enough already. I rushed home last night in time to catch Friends. Esteban had made a pizza run to our favorite […]

Chauffi: The Guest Entry

—–Original Message—– From: Chauffi Sent: Friday, November 22, 2002 10:21 AM To: WeetabixSubject: 2003 Calendar Thought you might need a calendar for 2003

Here we go again

I’m sitting here at my computer desk and Esteban is listening some strange wacked disk he made. So far, we’ve heard ‘Mighty Quinn’ (as in, you’ve not heard nothing like’ a song I detest for the double negative), ‘Bawditdibaw’ by Kid Rock, and now ‘Kyrie’ by Mister Mister. It’s like the musical equivalent of a […]

The Holiday Card does not need a prop

So this diary. What a strange thing it is. Apparently I ruffled many feathers with my rant on Wal-mart yesterday, which is odd because I’ve ranted about Wal-mart before. Maybe it was the “smelling like popcorn, dirty diapers and retardation” comment. Carissa, a former Friend of Walton, felt that was a little snarky, although she […]

From beneath it bites your bottom

So the weekend. Pretty tame. I worked late on Friday, then went home with the intent of watching my NetFlix stuff and doing laundry. What really happened: I worked on a project for about three hours, surfed, played entirely too much Spider Solitaire (which is the ONLY thing I like about Windows NT, by the […]

Maybe they’re trying out for the revival of Sgt Peppers?

And now news from the ‘Holy Shit I think I just Filled My Pants’ category: Two nights ago, I was working very late. VERRRRY late. What is more, I was getting calls from my clients on the East Coast, who were an hour ahead of me, and getting screamed at. Not fun. And I was […]

Faster Pussycat kill kill

Busy, busy, busy. Things have been busy. And stressful. They’ve actually progressed so far into the land of stressful that I’ve stopped being stressed and just sit back and go “whoa, that shit’s messed up right there. I mean, seriously, would you look at that?” Sometimes, you just have to laugh. You can either do […]

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