Today, I am being sneaky. Yes, sneaky like the Hamburgler in McDonald’s playland. You know, I don’t think that the Hamburgler is actually around any more. Maybe it offended Morally-Challenged Americans or Citizens for Horizontal Stripes or something. I dunno. Anyway, the sneaky part. I’m trying to snark my way out of going camping. “You […]
Today, the powers that be were trying their darnedness (is that a word? Or is it darnedest? Or is this just a word that my grandmother made up?) to prevent me from going to work. First of all, the rain. Minutes before I left for work, the heavens opened up and torrents fell to the […]
Man, sometimes my job is so boring, I seriously contemplate the finite qualities of the internet. Thank fucking god that I have access to the internet at work. I think I’ve actually exhausted my surfing potential. However, yesterday I checked out Uncle Bob’s diary here on diaryland and let me tell you, that man is […]
Mood: slightly chirpy Song stuck in my head right now: Do Right Woman/Do Right Man… Sarah Vaughn Wearing: white pants (only 1 1/2 week short of Memorial Day), light pink shirt, white t-back undies, athletic shoes with white socks Two days ago, Esteban and I had Dirty Dishes Fight #2601. We have this agreement… see, […]
Mood: relaxed for being at work Listening to: some 60’s remake thing Wearing: 70’s retro shirt, black pants, yada yada… Esteban broke our toilet seat. This is depressing. It was fairly new, less than three months old. He said he was (I warn you, not a pleasant image coming up so you might just want […]
Mood: slightly uncomfortable and chilled Wearing: black pants, black flats, no socks, lavender 3/4 sleeve tee-shirt. Listening to: The Commitments soundtrack #2 I think my cat Chelsea is going downhill. She is 18 years old. She’s on two different medications. I caught her peeing on the living room rug last week, so I hauled her […]
Mood: way too full Wearing: white tee-shirt, black vest, black pants, black flats, no socks, rhinestone headband. Listening to: 80’s English alternative music Went mega-shopping on Saturday. Spent WAY too much on bras and panties. A girl can never have enough bras and panties though. I lurve the expensive panties… they hold up so much […]
Wearing: taupe striped 3/4 sleeve length shirt, black pants, black flats. Mood: ansty My new favorite water in the world is Dasani. It bothers me that I have become such a product of overcommericalization that I actually believe that there is a difference between brands of bottled WATER, but there is. Dasani is bottled by […]
Today I am grouchy. Grouchy, grouchy, grouchy. I tried explaining my Europe angst to Esteban and he just didn’t get it. He whined and said that we’d go after we took care of bills, and that I’m always all about the instant gratification. This is sometimes true, but not now. I’ve been waiting to go […]
Today, I’m all about Europe. Yep, it’s approaching the fourth anniversary of my trip to England and every year this strange phenomena happens: I get the crazies about the U.K. I cannot truly explain the longing that I feel for that place. It’s an ache. If I had been there longer, I would almost call […]
