As I have had very few (read: none) responses to my Porn Twin survey, I have sought a higher authority.
The Burgermeister himself.
Esteban confirms that the Porn Twin does indeed look like me.
I don’t really know whether to be happy about this or upset.
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Esteban also stated that it was probably not a good idea to put pictures of myself on this page as he’s afraid a sexy stalker would show up and whisk me away.
When I seemed pretty thrilled with that concept, he threw up his hands in disgust and compared me to Dennis Rodman.
No. I’ve never kicked a camera man in the crotch.
Wanted to, but never did.
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Three days of double updates. Wow. Shit. I better slack off or y’all will get used to this.
Unless you sign my guestbook. Stalkers accepted.
What I won’t say to pimp the guestbook.
