You know a fun game? Get a bunch of your wacky friends together and take off all your clothes. Then get in your car and drive around. You can only put on clothes that you find on the side of the road. It’s best if everyone isn’t the same size. That way, no one fights […]
Today, I overslept and then tried to write yesterday’s entry but then Esteban required that I stop so we could go wish his parents, Ward and June, a happy Father’s Day. However, we had not had the fore-thought to actually purchase a Father’s Day present, so I sent Esteban off to the Man Mall (aka […]
Ok, you might want to prepare yourself for this entry as I suspect it will be a long one. Yesterday was quite a day. First off, Esteban and I awoke and two hours later we got out of bed. No, stop thinking dirty thoughts! The breeze was coming in through the windows and it was […]
I think I scared Kim V. today. We were discussing people we don’t like and who now don’t like me. So Kim then mentions that I shouldn’t be too upset because I’ve been fighting with these two women for the last two years. Um. Excuse me? And that’s when I lost control. That’s when I […]
I think I scared Kim V. today. We were discussing people we don’t like and who now don’t like me. So Kim then mentions that I shouldn’t be too upset because I’ve been fighting with these two women for the last two years. Um. Excuse me? And that’s when I lost control. That’s when I […]
Last night, I told Esteban about the whole Unclebob thing and I think he’s getting a little jealous. Also, he was disturbed that I’m calling him the Burgermeister. He wanted you all to know that he’s not the Burgermeister. Then he gave me this whole performance anxiety about the diary, talking about page hits, unique […]
This just in! I love watching comedy hour… also known as the local news. Last night’s major story: at the Bellin Run (a large annual marathon-type thing, if you couldn’t tell that from the word “Run”), participants were asked to vote on which of the logos from previous Runs they preferred. The overwhelming majority of […]
Ok, first a clarification, Monitor remembers Alice having her own bathroom off her bedroom by the laundry room. And then I recalled an episode which had Mr. Brady brushing his teeth while talking with Carol, who was reading in bed. Thus, a third bathroom in the Brady household. I shall doubt Mike’s credibility as an […]
Ok, so today has been really crazy. In a good way, not in a Margot-Kidder-singing-“Jesus Loves Me”-in-a neighbor’s-backyard kind of way. First this morning. I was touched by greatness and received several loverly emails from the crew. Just to put in perspective how influential Unclebob is (or UB, as some call him), my diary normally […]
UNCLEBOB favorited me!!!!!!!!!! Oh my god. What a day this has been already and it is not even 10 AM. I feel like I’ve been touched by greatness. Like those women who, when they met Elvis, fainted. I’d always suspected it was because the Kahng had peanut-butter-and-bacon-sandwich breath, but now I know. Because Unclebob…. I […]
